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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said β€œAre all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce β€˜egg’?”

Feels so good to be with my babyyyyy omfg

WHAT IS REALLY WORSE THAN HAVING TO PEE SO BAD BUT KNOWING YOU CANT FOR ANOTHER 30 MINUTES

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

I just love when im witchuuu yeah dis shit is on 10

Title: Wu-Tang Forever
Artist: Drake
Played: 3004 times

virusexe:

its yours


IM ON THE BUS. NEW YORK HERE I FUCKING COME. BABY HERE I COME

I LEAVE IN A FEW HOURS