akilivumbi:

people stare at me like they never seen a walking goddess

bluedogdown:

that upsetting moment when your alarm goes off and you realize you don’t have a day off

awwww-cute:

The exact moment our puppy changed her mind about chasing kitties

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

First i had lemon water, now im having a doughnut blend coffee sitting underneath a dryer. Had my hair washed, cut, dyed, and now im letting it sit. Ahhhh *sips coffee* not bad.. not bad.

supertrout95:

crescentrax:

"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Well, they’re not wrong

none of these are technically wrong

Time to turn this bad day into a relaxing one.