people stare at me like they never seen a walking goddess


that upsetting moment when your alarm goes off and you realize you don’t have a day off


The exact moment our puppy changed her mind about chasing kitties


"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

First i had lemon water, now im having a doughnut blend coffee sitting underneath a dryer. Had my hair washed, cut, dyed, and now im letting it sit. Ahhhh *sips coffee* not bad.. not bad.



"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Well, they’re not wrong

none of these are technically wrong

Time to turn this bad day into a relaxing one.