When theres a fly in your room and you’re trying to kill it then it hides for an hour then you finally find it
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
Have you ever met someone for the first time and thought “Man, I wanna kick you in the face” within the first 30 seconds of them talking?
PICK ME UP. RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
THAT IS SO CUTE I JUST DIED